1. Use your hands on my her and you'll lose them after.
2. You make her cry, I make you cry.
3. Friendship-Sex is a word from Mars. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.I will be the hazard.
4. Bring her home late, there's no next time.
5. Only I is allowed to do hang-up-no-you-hang-up thing.Youre not.
6. No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my dad's car oil.
7. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8.Outing must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
[mash]